Afternoon Tease

Lord Farthingay is coming for tea. His hostess's butler uses the Yellow Pages to engage appropriate entertainment, and if you knew that his finger accidentally wanders from Afternoon Teas to AFTERNOON TEASE. After the entertainment comes a stunningly nubile trio, right on time, and things don't go exactly as originally planned, but no one - not Lord Farthingay, not the butler, not the gardener, not the hostess, and most importantly, no one lucky enough to see this film will hear any complaints.