Giant Pussies

In their search for the seven seas, the ancient seafarers told once terrible stories about inhabitants of the salty depths. Their tall tales were compared, their yarns were studied and analysed by modern science. And as far as we can tell, these sea dwellers were figures of fantasy. Probably under the influence of grog, the pussy of any scullery maid up close would look like a creature ready to devour an imaginative sailor. Just look at Noname Jane. Look for a moment between those legs and drink another barrel of rum. You'll see what we mean.