Japanese Whale Hunt

Japan has a long history of whaling. Whale meat has been consumed by many people for many centuries, including the emperor himself. Japan's current whaling is a source of political controversy and widespread agitation among environmental and whaling organizations worldwide. Third World media, which continues to strive for environmental friendliness, has redefined the modern meaning of Japanese whaling and has included Japanese women who bear a resemblance to the whales themselves. They stand out from many smaller fish in a proverbial social sea. Similar to whales, these girls eat uncontrollably and pack kilo after kilo of whale fat to keep them warm and happy all year round. Similar to their oceanic sisters, Japanese female whales are a scarce but highly sought after commodity. Mating season is all year round, yet it has taken the media of the Third World quite some time to harpoon, catch up with and inseminate these bacon-crackers, in a vain attempt to preserve the species and introduce them to you.