Teen Power 13

Pledge of celibacy? Sure, I took one. After all, I want to be a good girl and not a dirty old liberal. You can still have fun being celibate. You can blow any frat boy that gets you drunk as long as you're careful not to spill a drop of his thick sperm. You can shove huge boners up your ass and let them shoot their sperm into your colon without having to worry about an abortion. Jesus, mister, who said celibacy had to be boring? Being moral is cool! Why do you think there are so many red states?