This Ain't Cops XXX

Bad boys, bad boys... What will you do when they put CUM on you? Hustler Video decided to take the bull by the horns and create a parody of one of America's longest running and most popular TV reality shows. There are several reasons why people love the original show that Hustler Video parodied. First of all, everyone wants to know that there is someone out there who is even more excited than they are. Who wouldn't want to feel that they are better than someone else? That only boosts self-confidence. Secondly, who doesn't love a man or a woman in uniform? The power, Tom Selleck's mustache and, of course, the handcuffs. Oh, yes! Give me the handcuffs! How could anyone resist making a parody of a show that was already on the borderline between fantasy and reality! Expect to be swept away by five cleverly written, witty and of course sinfully dirty scenes in Hustler's THIS AIN`T COPS XXX parody. It's obvious that the actors really enjoyed their roles as men and women of Chatsworth legislation. Their enthusiasm for the sex scenes and their humorous and well acted character roles make this parody a film to watch this summer. One of the funniest, well-executed scenes in the film could be Jack Lawrence playing the role of a police officer while driving in his police car (which interestingly enough actually belongs to him!). He talks to the camera crew, chatting a little while he is on his way to the next crime scene. He pulls out his ticket holder and says: "As soon as I fill this up... I have one more page to write and my wife gets a free toaster, so I'm pretty excited about it. Hey, you know what? Someone who drives three miles over the limit... They get a ticket, the city gets money, my wife gets a toaster. That's the way it works. Jack may not be that far from the truth! Real motorcycle pro Dale DaBone puts his other passion into this movie when he bangs a wheelie in front of female officer Bobbi Starr. Bobbi, who is outraged at his lack of consideration for the rules of the road and the safety of the people around him, is willing to give Dale a ticket for his bad behaviour, but changes her decision when he more than adequately repays her.