Oh Those Nurses

Tomorrow is the fourth anniversary of the Battle of Hamburg. Your commanding general has arranged a very special treat for his troops. I have arranged for the nurses from the nursing school to spend the day with us tomorrow. Every last man, woman and child who walks the earth of this good old USA is in our debt. And tomorrow some grateful girls will come by to repay us a little. I want you to uphold the dignity and heroism of the first forty-man train! And when the time comes, I want you to seize the opportunity and throw yourself into the gap! -- General Wastemail