Der Kassenpatient

In the special clinic of Dr. Anna von Sax there are all hands full. In addition to severe forms of compulsive jerk-off neuroses, even unruly pain patients are treated here with the utmost efficiency. An extensive genital function test in patient 1 is followed by a penetrating rectal examination. The laboratory analysis of the semen sample taken shows the medical necessity of an immediate castration. The testicles atrophied by years of jerking off are removed with the active support of assistant doctor Dr. Rivera. The next patient in the urology department is already waiting in a straitjacket. His narrowed urethra is stretched by means of dilators and the anus, which is in danger of prolapse, is stapled up. Before his penis, which has clearly become too small, undergoes a painful special acupuncture. The treatment of the nipples by means of a vacuum pump and the subsequent needling result in an inpatient continuation of the therapy: Forced admission to the closed ward is unavoidable: Next, please!