Chunky On The 4th Of July

Torn out of today's headlines. Chunky on the Fourth of July is the true story of the turbulent homecoming of a chunky veteran returning home after a tour of duty in war-torn Iraq. Roxy Blaze, once a young, fairly American asshole with a bright future as a stripper, returns from the war as a calf with a hooked nose, a broken foot and broken ass anthems. In anticipation of a warm hero's welcome, she realizes instead that her country has turned its back on her. Not for political reasons, but simply because she's a fat slob!