Deal Closers

The economy may have crashed, but the world of high-stakes real estate has never been hotter! Meet the sperm sucking sales team that is ready to close the deal by any means necessary! Bad credit? Don't worry, they will bend over backwards to give you a perfect result! They will stand with their backs against the wall (and on their knees), desperately trying to get you in the house, and not just in their houses! These busty brokers offer spacious backyards with rolling hills and plenty of room for a lobster! This is not a short sale, so bring your biggest, toughest offer... There's never been a better time to make a deposit!