Foot Fetish Daily 1

Chances are you've already been burned as a lackey (and there's no shame in being an ass man too) and probably shot a load at this charming front page. If so, good for you. Of course, etiquette dictates that you wipe off any remnants of slimy DNA at the cash register before you buy or rent. Well, use your shirt. No one's looking. If you think that's good, the contents will only get better. But you will probably have to do something about that disgusting shirt tail, unless you have other means at your disposal. But when you get home, who cares?